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TOP 5 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MOM

1) You stay up late to write Top 5 lists for your blog

2) You tell your stylist to give you a haircut that looks better with dirty hair because you never get to wash it.

3) You know every song to every show on Disney Channel.

4) All of your friends are moms with kids too.

5) Your kids are bathed and dressed in name brand clothes, but you haven't showered in a week and are wearing a t-shirt from the early 90's.

TOP 5 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TOO MANY KIDS

1) You have a separate freezer just for bread.

2) You buy a professional hair clipper to cut their hair because it is cheaper than going to have it done.

3) When grocery shopping, you buy two of everything because one isn't enough to feed them all.

4) You have a whole organizational system for clothes because you have so many hand-me-downs.

5) You use an entire loaf of bread just to make lunch.