TOP 5 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MOM
1) When everyone, including you, is sick, you are the only one NOT in bed. AND you are cleaning the house.
2) You not only READ and UNDERSTAND the ingredient labels on food, you can pronounce Ferrous Sulfate, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Monosodium Glutamate and Disodium Phosphate.
3) Instead of art, you see nothing wrong with having your walls filled with ever changing pictures of kids and their activities.
4) Instead of spending several hundred dollars on a new purse or pair of shoes, you spend it on sports leagues and memberships to the Children's Museum.
5) You spend weeks planning birthday parties instead of weeks planning tropical vacations.
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